F Minus by Tony Carrillo for September 18, 2012

At least it wasn’t 30,000,000 ply.

the logical conclusion to the tissue ply war

put it in the tank and save money…

Over the top or under the bottom?? HHhmmm I’ll pass

Are you going to take that cr@p from her, Mac?

Is that one sheet she’s given him?

Built like a brick __ houseIt’s a BRICK HOUSE

That’s gonna play hell with the pipes….

Can’t even take a a a ,well you know.

hold on to it and flush

To go with his 14-blade razor cartridge

fart

One brick’ll do ya.

But where’s his beer and newspaper?

Years ago (60s or 70s) MAD magazine had a spoof on the multi-blade razor ( when it was only th 2 blade system). Now it is coming to pass.

I agree that both have reached the apex. I like ultra Northern (3 ply I think) and 3 sheets are good for normal wipes. Razors- I only need the bare minimum for underarms and eyebrows (I have so little hair- I am feminine and never had hair on legs and the little I have at all is very fine and colorless- even brows and lashes (and my head as you can see here).

In this photo I had penciled my brows.

What’s sad about this is that the first thing I wondered is if that’s the actual thickness 30-ply would be. I almost feel compelled to get some toilet paper and start gluing just so I can find out. Almost.