The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for January 19, 2014

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Girl: Fostergrandpa Dusty!! Look at all the eggs we found! Dusty: Good work, buckaroos!! Girl: Why are they all different colors? Dusty: Well... that's cause they come from different-colored bunnies! Ya' see, back in the Old West... Miss Overdunne: Ahem!! Children! I am Miss Overdunne and I will answer your question! The egg colors symbolize the flowers of Spring! It's a moder distortion of an old European tradition... of celebrating nature! Now you know the true story! Boy: Grandpa Dusty. We took a vote. We're sticking with your story! Dusty: Mah faith in the youth of America is restored!