The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for May 18, 2013
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Transcript:
Evelyn: General!! I'm surprised to see you doing something like this... The General: Well, this is "National Garage Sale Day." It seemed like the patriotic thing to do. Evelyn: What's the story on those ratty American flag boxer shorts? The General: I took those away from some hippie back in '68. He was going to burn them. Evelyn: Hmm...aren't tattered American flags supposed to be reverently burned anyway? The General: True...but technically these aren't a flag. I'm awaiting a response to my letter to the Supreme Court asking for a ruling. Woman: How much?
ellisaana Premium Member almost 11 years ago
The hippie was going to burn his ratty American flag boxer shorts? Let’s hope he wasn’t wearing them at the time.
royeggshop almost 11 years ago
Commando.