The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for April 14, 2013

Transcript:

Woman: My parents came from Russia about a hundred years ago. Did you know them? Ms. Overdunne: Ludmilla, I'm appointing you Assistant to the Assistant Director of Secuirty. Ludmilla: I will not fail, Komrade Overdunne. Not so fast, Komrade. You are wearing beret. Perhaps you are member of resistance movement? Dearest Komrade parents....greetings from Amerika! I am still loving job at Elderpark Retirement Compound...coming from Russia, I am like exotic personage. Also have received glorious promotion for which I was already trained in former Soviet Union (now defunct). Due to recent escape at Elderpark, I am keeping close eyeball on suspicious residents.