Drabble by Kevin Fagan for August 19, 2012
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August 20, 2012
Transcript:
Ralph: Son, you can tell a lot about a man by where he keeps his sunglasses. Norman: Huh?? Ralph: Take that guy, for instance... He puts his sunglasses on top of his head. That shows insecurity. He's afraid to move them too far from his face! This guy hangs them on the front of his shirt. That shows confidence! This man puts them on the back of his collar. That means he's hiding something! He puts them in his shirt pocket. That indicates organization and intelligence! Norman: Where do you put your sunglasses, dad? Ralph: In my back pocket!
Thunderdog2 over 11 years ago
Does that mean Ralph believes there’s a commonality between his back pocket and his face?
gforgina over 11 years ago
I’ve never seen anyone put their sunglasses on the back of their collar.
iced tea over 11 years ago
So what does that say about Ralph?
:D
cbrsarah over 11 years ago
I’ve never heard so much hogwash in my life. I put my clip on sunglasses on the front brim of my hat. What does that supposedly say about me? I can tell you. The last time I put them in a shirt pocket, they fell out when I bent over to pick up something. Now I know where they are without having to search for them.
lily245pj over 11 years ago
Who cares where people put their sunglasses!!!!!!!!