Drabble by Kevin Fagan for August 28, 2012

I thought the key was inside the briefcase.

Why does one troll have to try and ruin the comics for everyone else? I mean, if you’re that miserable in your life, don’t sign up to forums, just go sit in a dark room and cry. Leave everyone else alone to enjoy their morning.

And, as a Flyers fan, let me just say that Kranadon does not represent us at all, and I really wish he’d change his avatar.

I think the PawnStars on tv would want to see this baseball.

it’s not impossible that Lincoln signed a baseball, he died in 1865 and the first official baseball game in the US (according to Wikipedia) was in 1846.

Yeah, Doc, but it don’t hurt to flag them too . . . ☺Ralph musta caught a pop fly from far left field to get that ball – it was far out . . . . ☻

I have an original first printing of The Ten Commandments, autographed!

Which probably explains why I can’t see Kranadon’s comment. His user name almost sounds prehistoric.

That will not be appearing on “Antiques Roadshow.”

It looks like the troll known had Kranadon has been bumped, but I’m betting he’ll be back within a week or two under a new alias. Kran was at least his second identity, probably more than that.

Hmmm, there was an Alan Lincoln who played minor league ball, but no one ever named Abraham Lincoln ever played pro ball. I think Ralph has been had.