Yeah, Burl, you wouldn’t want to miss THAT call, would you? “Hello, this is Nature calling, you have won an automatic toilet tissue dispenser for when I call again.” I missed out on the Mega Millions Lotto by not answering an “unavailable” call, so by all means, answer it! Remember the movie “Accidental Tourist?” This strip brought it to mind—what’s left of it.
The strip showed up even smaller than the usual Sunday ;-PHad to do 3+s to see that the movie is starring an unlikely cast- Yanni, Nostrademus and (had to Google) Michael Myers (I seldom watch horror films). I also thought suckers were born every minute (not just per day as Burl’s chair says). Caller ID phones only work if you have the service on your line.
margueritem almost 12 years ago
Whoa, an automatic toilet tissue dispenser! Burl will be in heaven if they win.
mikie2 almost 12 years ago
Yeah, Burl, you wouldn’t want to miss THAT call, would you? “Hello, this is Nature calling, you have won an automatic toilet tissue dispenser for when I call again.” I missed out on the Mega Millions Lotto by not answering an “unavailable” call, so by all means, answer it! Remember the movie “Accidental Tourist?” This strip brought it to mind—what’s left of it.
Good morning to all.
margueritem almost 12 years ago
Ah yes! He’ll be at their house daily.
(Brain Bleach, PLEASE!)
dfowensby almost 12 years ago
julie is not just genius, but very observant. these morons actually have clones living in our neighborhood.
GROG Premium Member almost 12 years ago
A real born again loser.
vldazzle almost 12 years ago
The strip showed up even smaller than the usual Sunday ;-PHad to do 3+s to see that the movie is starring an unlikely cast- Yanni, Nostrademus and (had to Google) Michael Myers (I seldom watch horror films). I also thought suckers were born every minute (not just per day as Burl’s chair says). Caller ID phones only work if you have the service on your line.
finale almost 12 years ago
I have a blue plastic TP holder that has an AM radio built in.
david.reichert almost 12 years ago
Are we sure this isn’t a dispenser for your car? YES, it’s the auto toilet, now you can text, drink coffee, and poop at the same time.