Thatababy by Paul Trap for July 08, 2012

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mom: i'm surprised you're not geeked up and racing out to see the new spider-man movie! dad: naw...i'm gonna wait for the reboot of the reboot coming out in december. this one stars michael cera as peter parker! peter parker: oh man... dad: and a computer generated hologram of a young marilyn monroe as gwen stacy! the villain is a re-imaginied kingpin played by queen latifah! and peter is no longer a newspaper photographer...now he trolls the internet for pictures to post on a new aggregator website! best yet, he's biologically correct! peter eats nothing but bugs! and instead of from his wrists, he shoots webs using spinnerets like a real spider! Thatababy: today's comic strip could use a reboot.