Grand Avenue by Mike Thompson for June 25, 2012

and, as always: we don’t swim in your toilet, please don’t pee in our pool

There goes all the fun.

The Following are Prohibited (including but not limited to);•Diving, Jumping, and Walking on Water•Roughhousing, Horse Play, Wrestling, Groping, Water Boarding, Wedgies, Swirlies and Dwarf Tossing (Kids Either)•Profanity, Swearing, Political Rhetoric, and Foul language •Dodgeball, Football, Handball, Basketball, Baseball, and Cajones•Running, Skipping, Levitating, Skateboarding, and Water Skiing•Sarcasm, Aggravation, and Puns •Food, Snacks, Condiments, and Genetically Engineered Veggies •Guns, Knives, Swords, Cannon, Catapults, Arbalests, and SporksoSquirt Guns, Super soakers permitted when supervised by a child •Flowers, Trees, Potted Plants, and ShrubberiesoUnless approved by the Knights who say “Ni”•Ghouls, Fools, Golems, and Shrewish Females•Horses, Goats, and Elephants (Any Size)oSmall housebroken cetaceans are permitted •Music (If your mother sings it, it’ OK… maybe)oWhite Guys RappingoElevator Music•Smoking (Unless proper notices are posted)oTobacco, Weed, Banana PeeloSmokin’ Hot Women Excepted (OK… For the Ladies, Smokin’ Hot Guys Too)•Lawyers are permitted only in the deep end with cement overshoes•Submerged lawyers must be removed within 12 hrs.

X Tech – what about ROUS?

@X Tech – what about Pink Elephants & Ghosts?

@cabalonrye I don’t think they’ll be a problem.

ever heard of swimmin’?

Gabby can you swim with those glasses on?

Comic Minister: Most of my life, I have worn glasses in the pool, lake, ocean, or anywhere else I needed to see (showers are an exception since I had rather not look). Now that I can legally drive without them, I haven’t had a chance to go swimming, and have no idea which I will choose.

@ x_Tech What do you mean no levitating and no arbalests? Or swords & catapults? How am I to fight the war on zombies without the weapons?grumble, grumble fine. Fine! But I get to use the magic Pixiee dust!