Drabble by Kevin Fagan for May 28, 2012
May 27, 2012
May 29, 2012
Transcript:
Ralph: Interesting. This can of cake frosting is only 100 calories per serving. There are 13 servings in this can. If I ate it for a midnight snack, it would be 1,300 calories! This other can is 140 calories per serving. That's a big difference! It's important to read the nutritional information if you're serious about losing weight!
margueritem almost 12 years ago
Oh heck, better throw a tub of lard in there, too.
flagfly almost 12 years ago
Also, you’re a prime candidate for diabetes, Drabble.
aaum13 almost 12 years ago
Check the serving size Ralph. That’s probably where the difference is. It’s all made from the same stuff.
bobdingus almost 12 years ago
If you want to commit suicide by frosting, it would be cheaper just to buy the shortening and powdered sugar and mix it yourself.
rgcviper almost 12 years ago
Mmm. Frosting …
One of my favorite dialogues from “The Simpsons”:
Homer: “Psh. What are you talking about, Marge? Of course I’m a responsible father.”Bart: “Hey, Dad—can we have a can of frosting for lunch?”Homer: “OK.”
Squirrelchaser almost 12 years ago
Don’t all you complainers realize that this comic was making fun of you?