Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for May 20, 2012
May 19, 2012
May 21, 2012
Transcript:
Man: Uh-oh. I think we lost power. Woman: Where's the flashlight? Man: I don't know. Woman: If we find it, does it have batteries? Man: I was going to check the other day, but then I couldn't find the flashlight. Woman: You know, I think I'm going to be prepared next time. Woman: I'm going to remarry.
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The Nihilist almost 12 years ago
Must be nice, stabled up with a princess like that one…
I’m surprised she isn’t whining about not having a stand-by generator.
chireef almost 12 years ago
she might have a stand by husband
cdward almost 12 years ago
In this case, the woman has nothing to complain about – she’s an adult and has every bit as much ability to get the flashlight ready and make is accessible as he does. Maybe she’d be doing him a favor by finding a new husband (if anyone else would have her).
Nighthawks Premium Member almost 12 years ago
yeh, how could a diminutive, weak, defenseless, clueless silly little woman POSSibly be expected to take care of herself without a big, strong, smart MAN to depend on?
Jkiss almost 12 years ago
I don’t know how it works for anyone else, but home is my domain. I know where everything is because I’m the one that put it away. Hubby asks me where everything is and I tell him. However, if the lights go out when I’m not home, these guys are screwed.
Devils Knight almost 12 years ago
get an oil lamp (and keep matches next to it) like I use and they would not have to wonder where the flashlight and batteries are
gforgina almost 12 years ago
In our household everyone has their own flashlight. Also have one or two in other areas of the house (kitchen,living room) in case power goes out. Blackouts happen, and hurricane season starts June 1st.
hippogriff almost 12 years ago
gforgina: That’s the old season. The first named storm has already happened – a fortnight early.