Kliban's Cats by B. Kliban for May 17, 2012

I wonder if he’s listening to Kliban’s voice…

Or an alley cat mating call.

Definitely not the “Voice of his Master” like the original Nipper for RCA. Everyone knows, Cats are the masters (or at least belive they are).

My cats would be patting at the turntable

My cat could play the record, her claws are so sharp.

Nothing wrong with a little caterwauling.

“Oh, Caruso, Caruso! Just once to hear you sing ’Meow… or mew…or purr-r-r!”