Fred Basset by Alex Graham for March 28, 2012

Don’t turn your backs on the enemy, boys. Retreat slowly!

Three dogs, one ram – I think that means it’s playtime…

Remember —When in danger or in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout.

back away and bark to say,wolves in sheep’s clothing may strayyet shall no more stay when in this fray.

Fred & Co. are on the horns of a dilemma.

You boys have been baa-d

Anyone who thinks all sheep are meek never came face-to-face with an irritable ram.

RETREAT!!!!!

The legs may look short but you’d be shocked at how quick they’ll cover that short distance. The dog will dodge but you and I, just make sure you stay on your feet else it’s 911 time (if your lucky).

Not as short as a Basset Hound’s Plus Rams still run pretty fast.

Off lead in a field of sheep in lambing season? They’re asking to get shot. Not that this particular sheep looks worried.