Ted Rall for February 08, 2012
Transcript:
Noonan's True value sells high-quality hardware supplies to the residents of Springfield, Illinois. Now they're branching out. (Woman: Everyone has drones. The CIA, the state dept. Wendy's. Now we're patrolling the skies over central Illinois.) Cashier Barb says UAVs have become an absolute necessity. (Woman: It's for security. A wal-mart predator took out Bob. Now no one knows Jack about nails or screws!) Locals resent having to hold their wedding receptions underground. (Man: My last two fiancees totally got hellfired. Stupid Noonan's!) Meanwhile, drones proliferate. (Man: Death from a few inches above, Barb!) (Woman: Civil War?! You're dead, Ken!)
phuhknees over 12 years ago
dude, ’ere…
Lavocat over 12 years ago
Proliferation + Miniaturization + Latest Technology + Lawlessness = “Goodbye Fourth Amendment, We Hardly Knew Ye”. How soon before the first American is killed by the American government on American soil by a drone? Sooner than you think.
d_legendary1 over 12 years ago
This will eventually lead to a larger hyper-militarization of the police force. In Tampa the police there have a tank. Imagine them using a drone to take out a hostage taker.
tangent001 over 12 years ago
There is talk about using a large swath of Colorado for drone testing. Now, nothing could possibly go wrong there, could it.
agate1 over 12 years ago
Hmmm, theme parks may never be the same.
Noveltman over 12 years ago
Ever seen Robocop? “Show me your customer loyalty card: you have 15 seconds to comply!!!”
Dtroutma over 12 years ago
Drones ARE proliferating at a terrifying rate. Expanding their operations threatens security, it doesn’t “enhance” personal security. It also is soon to be a VERY big problem with civil aviation. Of course, google Earth has very precise SATELLITE imaging! It is possible to even improve, if the military released their REAL capability to the public. But, “real time” means drones. Considering Israel is “taking out” suspect vehicles with drones now, why DO “right wing civil rights” folks, NOT see a problem with using drones to take out drug dealers, immigrants, or maybe guys skipping out on their alimony payments?
agate1 over 12 years ago
Reminds me of Tom Selleck’s 1984 movie,Runaway.
walruscarver2000 over 12 years ago
Let me know how that works out for you.