Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for July 09, 1998

Transcript:

Dr. Cesspool tries to break into the children's book biz... Clerk: A series of medical stories for children, you say? Dr. Cesspool: Right! Now, this little guy here is " Billy the blood clot.." And over here is " Happy the Heart"! Dr. Cesspool: Billy comes up to happy and says...hee hee!..."Freeze! This is a Cardiac Arrest!" Dr. Cesspool: Then happy stops beating, leading to a massive coronary! Clerk: See, I think that part might be scary for toddlers...