Drabble by Kevin Fagan for October 21, 2007

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"Isn't modern science amazing, honeybunch?" "Who knew that one little pill could make such a difference?!" "I feel like my old self again!" "I never thought I'd be able to enjoy life to the fullest anymore!" "But thanks to the wonders of medicine, I have a new lease on life!" "All right! Enough, already!" "Hurry up and take that lactose pill before your ice cream melts!"