Drabble by Kevin Fagan for January 15, 2006

Transcript:

"Hello, Norman." "Hi, Wendy!" "Did someone die in your family?" "That's incredible!!" "You're amazing, Wendy!! How do you instinctively know these things??" "Just last night, we received word that my great uncle's second cousin's brother-in-law's dog had passed away!" "Well, actually, he's not dead, he's just kind of sick. But that was still pretty weird!" "Hey, Norm!" "Hi, Stu!" "I think you better close your barn door before the animals escape!" "That was weak. I don't live on a farm!" "I guess some people are born with telepathic powers and some people aren't!"