Drabble by Kevin Fagan for January 23, 2011

Transcript:

Wally says, "Hey! I want to come back inside now! Open the sliding glass door!" Wally says, "It's cold out here in the backyard! Open the door and let me in!!" Wally says, "Look at everyone inside that warm house! What do I have to do to get their attention??" Wally says, "Do I have to look pathetic? Ok, how's this??" Wally says, "And hwo about if I shiver? Will that make you open the door?" Wally says, "I'll look pathetic, shiver, and sit up and beg! Now will someone please open the door?!" Ralph says, "Wally, you dumb dog! The door's been open the whole time! You just have to come over here!" Wally says, "Oh yeah, huh!" Ralph says, "Sigh..." Wally says, "Fortunately, wiener dogs are not easily embarrassed!"