Drabble by Kevin Fagan for October 11, 2009

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Norman says, "Why are you in this lane, dad?" Norman says, "It's the only lane that isn?t moving!" Ralph says, "Sigh" Ralph says, "Whichever lane I'm in always becomes the slowest lane by virtue of the fact that I'm in it!" Ralph says, "Watch..." Ralph says, "I'll move over to this lane, and..." Ralph says, "VOila!" Norman says, "THat's amazing!" Norman says, "How did you do that?" Ralph says, "It's a natural talent. I can also do it at grocery stores, fast food restaurants and ticket windows!"