Drabble by Kevin Fagan for October 22, 2008

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"It's a great idea for me to learn to play golf, isn't it, Ralph?!" "Now, instead of having to play golf all by yourself, I can come with you and keep you company! Isn't that great?!" "Hey, slow down! You drive like a maniac! Go that way!!" "Anyway, as I was saying..." Maybe I could take up windsurfing!