Drabble by Kevin Fagan for March 27, 2008

Transcript:

"Mall Cop Drabble, what qualifications do you have to become chief justice of the food court?" "My experience as a mall cop has prepared me for this office!" "I have dined in this food court every day for the past 25 years!" "Often 2 or 3 times a day!" "Yeah. He may even be OVERqualified!" "Don't help me!"