Drabble by Kevin Fagan for August 20, 2005

Transcript:

BORDER STOP "What was the purpose of your visit, Mr. Drabble?" "We just wanted to see Niagara Falls from the other side! Honest!" "Are you carrying any weapons in your car?" "Absolutely not!" "What about that thing in the trunk, Dad?" "It's just a crowbar!" "Step out of the vehicle, please."