A teacher in an old one room school house asked one of her country boy students “Who shot Abraham Lincoln” and was outraged when the boy replied, “I didn’t do it!” She was so angry that that night she went to the boy’s home and confronted his farmer father. “Do you know, Mr. Smith,” she said indignantly, “today I asked your son who shot Abraham Lincoln and he said he didn’t do it!”
The father looked stern. “I understand, teacher, I’ll take care of this.” He turned to his son and said seriously, “Look, son, if you shot that man, I want you to own up to it.”
A couple had two little boys, ages 8 and 10, who were excessively mischievous. The two were always getting into trouble and their parents could be assured that if any mischief occurred in their town, their two young sons were involved..The parents were at their wits end not knowing what to do about their sons’ behaviour. Then the mother heard that a clergyman in town had been successful in disciplining children in the past, so she asked her husband if he thought they should send the boys to speak with the clergyman..The husband said, “We might as well. We need to do something before I really lose my temper!”.The clergyman agreed to speak with the boys. He asked to see them individually..The 8-year-old went to meet him first. The clergyman sat the boy down and asked him sternly, “Where is God?”.The boy made no response, so the clergyman repeated the question in an even sterner tone, “Where is God?” Again the boy made no attempt to answer, so the clergyman raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy’s face, "WHERE IS GOD? With that, the boy bolted from the room and ran directly home, slamming his door and hiding himself in his closet..His older brother followed him into the closet saying, “What happened?”
The younger brother replied, “We are in B-I-G trouble this time. God is missing and they think we did it!”
LLABDDO about 12 years ago
That’s cuz they were full of meat, and tasted good.
x_Tech about 12 years ago
Wasn’t me either. I was right here posting comments on GoComics.
OldestandWisest about 12 years ago
A teacher in an old one room school house asked one of her country boy students “Who shot Abraham Lincoln” and was outraged when the boy replied, “I didn’t do it!” She was so angry that that night she went to the boy’s home and confronted his farmer father. “Do you know, Mr. Smith,” she said indignantly, “today I asked your son who shot Abraham Lincoln and he said he didn’t do it!”
The father looked stern. “I understand, teacher, I’ll take care of this.” He turned to his son and said seriously, “Look, son, if you shot that man, I want you to own up to it.”
Allan CB Premium Member about 12 years ago
A couple had two little boys, ages 8 and 10, who were excessively mischievous. The two were always getting into trouble and their parents could be assured that if any mischief occurred in their town, their two young sons were involved..The parents were at their wits end not knowing what to do about their sons’ behaviour. Then the mother heard that a clergyman in town had been successful in disciplining children in the past, so she asked her husband if he thought they should send the boys to speak with the clergyman..The husband said, “We might as well. We need to do something before I really lose my temper!”.The clergyman agreed to speak with the boys. He asked to see them individually..The 8-year-old went to meet him first. The clergyman sat the boy down and asked him sternly, “Where is God?”.The boy made no response, so the clergyman repeated the question in an even sterner tone, “Where is God?” Again the boy made no attempt to answer, so the clergyman raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy’s face, "WHERE IS GOD? With that, the boy bolted from the room and ran directly home, slamming his door and hiding himself in his closet..His older brother followed him into the closet saying, “What happened?”
The younger brother replied, “We are in B-I-G trouble this time. God is missing and they think we did it!”
Comic Minister Premium Member about 12 years ago
At least it wasn’t Toby’s fault.
scrappy07 about 12 years ago
I love how they are always hanging out.
The Legend of Brandon Sawyer Premium Member about 12 years ago
WASN’T HIM LOL HAHAH
Hunter7 about 12 years ago
Well, Toby. If you didn’t do it – where are they? huh? You’re the big brother and big brothers know EVERYTHING!