FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for February 15, 2012
February 14, 2012
February 16, 2012
Transcript:
Jason: I'll chop carrots for the salad. <chop!> <chop!> <chop!> <chop!> <chop!> <chop!> <chop!> <chop!> AAAA! I CUT OFF MY FINGER! CALL 9-1-1! I realize it'd be more convincing with ketchup, but I'm saving that for when I grate the cheese. How come I always have to go set the table?!
chess18 over 12 years ago
Gee, I dunno…
gibster1212 over 12 years ago
Because you’re you….
redarmrest over 12 years ago
You weren’t expecting to be rewarded for your foolishness were you? You’re lucky you weren’t put on Garbage Duty.
blackman2732 over 12 years ago
Boy, that one never gets old……oh, wait…..it just did.
Rakkav over 12 years ago
Never try to weasel your way out of a bad assignment if there’s a worse one waiting in the wings. Simple gamer’s strategy, Jason.
gfchl over 12 years ago
^actually they’re just a design in the glass cups
Doctor11 over 12 years ago
He shouldn’t be helping at all.