Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for September 20, 1992

Transcript:

luann: dear diary: tiffany brags that she's been to four different charm schools luann: i guess she keeps flunking out... tiffany: well, hello, luann. how was your summer? a thrill a minute? luann: it was fine, tiffany. tiffany: mine was excellent! i was like, totally into learning new things! luann: wow, so can you spell 'cat' now? tiffany: first, i took a two-week course in runway modeling. luann: did you have to dodge the planes? tiffany: after that i went to oakhill stables and learned to jump luann: what boys? tiffany: then i bought a set of tapes on "improving your vocabulary" so i could, y'know, like, talk all better and stuff. luann: very nicely said. tiffany: i also took voice and tap lessons, and i went hang gliding! luann: hm. tiffany: so, did you learn anything this summer, luann? luann: well, i watched 82 "bewitched reruns? tiffany: really. i bet you learned a lot from th-.....what're you doing? twitch twitch luann: turning you into a toad.