Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for August 30, 1992

Transcript:

luann: dear diary: can mom learn to operate the tv remote? can dad learn to put the cap on the toothpaste? can brad learn to chew with his mouth shut? luann: ha ha ha. learning disabilities within the family. mom: ...next, lay the yoke across the small end of the board like this... luann: ? brad: ...but if you want to record more than two hours, you have to set the vcr to 'ep'. now, set the timer... dad: ? brad: it was idling a little slow. luann: ? mom: no, no, honey. bill is my sister's little boy. bob is my cousin's husband's brother. and ben is my aunt's ex-husband. got it now? dad: ? luann: but mom, i can't wear my new jeans they're too new. mom: ? dad: ...so the infield fly rule simply says that when the batter pops up in the infield and there's a runner on... mom: ? mom: then, after the clothing is on the hanger, you put this hook part over the rod here.