Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for November 22, 2009

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Bucky says ,"I'm writing a travelogue, whad'ya think?" Rob says, "'Pecking at Provence'? You've never been to France." Bucky says, "I didn't let that color the way I think of it." Rob says, "But then it's not true." Bucky says, "Rob, it's not a @#$$#@ medical dictionary! No one's life depends on the factage of how many snails I crammed in my bouche in bouches-du-rhone!" Bucky says, "And to be honest, if it does, they probably deserve what's comin' to 'em." Rob says, "Bucky...a travel essay-" Bucky says, "Have you ever read one of them? It's like 'Monday we tried to order pie but got a show with cheese on it, then we tried to figure out the bidet! Oo la la!'...rubbish." Rob says, "So only idiots write books about their opinions?" Bucky says, "Yup." rob says, "But aren't you doing that?" Bucky says, "No, no, I'm, um...wait..." Satchel says, "You should write a book about how only idiots write books!" Bucky says, "That's gold."