Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for February 27, 2005

Transcript:

"Pssh. This show is invalid. YOu can't call some random idiot "America's Idol" without a true idol auditioning." "I assume you're talking about someone in this house?" "That's right. And I don't mean Satchel... or you." "So what would you sing for your audition? Like a vermin?"<Br>"Ha ha! I left my heartworm medicine in San Francisco!"<Br>"Anyway, you're not tell enough to be idolized... That Garfield is much taller..." "What?! I'm one and a half rulers tall on that ruler right there!" "Satchel's ruler is broken. You're one foot five."<Br>"YOu give me a ruler and I'll be one and a half ot it! I will not be de-idolized by some two-bit ruler!" "Two bit?" "THis ruler goes up to... Eleven."