Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for November 29, 2011
November 28, 2011
November 30, 2011
Transcript:
scrappy lad: knock, knock. captain: who's there? scrappy lad: the guy you left stuck in a deathtrap all week who had to escape by chewing off his own pants! captain: "the guy I left stuck in a deathtrap all week who had to escape by chewing off his own pants," who? Scrappy lad: cap, I'm not joking!! captain: Good, 'cause your delivery is terrible....
invisifan over 12 years ago
In that case I’m glad he’s behind the bar …
perceptor3 over 12 years ago
I can see why he’s not called “Captain Compassionate.”
Jnite over 12 years ago
I’m trying to figure out how chewing off your pants would get you out of a deathtrap.
Coyoty Premium Member over 12 years ago
It was a wedgie trap.
mancocapac over 12 years ago
If I could chew off my pants I’d never leave the house