Frazz by Jef Mallett for May 01, 2011

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Girl says, "What's it mean that my toaster is 'fortified'?" Frazz says, "After they processed out most of the nutrients, they put some back in." Girl says, "Oh! Like going from the third grade to the fourth grade." Frazz says, "Mr. Burke is an excellent teacher." Frazz says, "But aren't you being a little hard on Mrs. Olsen?" Girl says, "This week alone she told us a. Elvis is working at the Caribou Coffee in Royal Oak; b. Polyester doesn't hold odors; c. There's a safe way to drive and talk on the phone."