Frazz by Jef Mallett for July 27, 2003

Transcript:

"Only you would have enough old bike-nerd magazines for dropcloth duty." "Ha ha! Look at these guys' legs!" "Uh-huh. Bicycle racers shave their legs." "Really? Why? For aerodynamics?" "Actually, no. Racers crash, and it's easier to treat road rash if there's no hair in the way." "Smooth legs also take a massage better, and liniments go on cleaner. I'm sure tradition is a factor. And, frankly, so are looks." "That's why bicycle racers shave their legs." "Hey! If we got Mrs. Olsen a race bike, do you think...?" "I have an idea. Let's talk about soccer."