Frazz by Jef Mallett for August 15, 2002

Transcript:

"After the game, are you going to give Miss Plainwell a congratulatory kiss?" "Caulfield! That's not how baseball works!" "That's what Mr. Hacker tried to do last week." "What?" "Until she said something about a congratulatory baseball being pushed up his nose." "Infatuation: up. Intimidation: way up." "If you're just going to stand there, can I go argue a call or something?"