Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for August 30, 1998
Transcript:
BACK TO SCHOOL HIP HOP! with master rapper: FLUFF DADDY! FD: Let me tell you folks a story, Won't you lend me an ear! 'Cause the day I've waited for The whole dang summer is here! As the leaves begin to tumble And the weather turns cool, Need I say it? (Sure I'll say it!) Nate goes back to school! It's a day I get to party but it makes Nate panic! It reminds me, just a little, of that flick Titanic! During summer, Nate was sailing on a luxury ship But today he'll hit an iceberg with a king-fu grip! CRACK! FD: Mrs. Godfrey is the reason for his feelings of dread, 'Cause the woman feasts on students (And she's very well0fed). How do I feel that my son Has such a teacher as she? Let me put it to you this way: Better him than me! Whie=le he's dealing with a woman Who's a sociopath, I'll be watching "Jerry Springer" As I lounge in the bath! While he's doing all the work, 'Fluff Dad will do all the play! While he's toiling in the classroom, I will... DAD: Have a great dat!
sonicmario2 about 12 years ago
Word.
chinchilla13 about 12 years ago
my all time fav of big nate
giratina08 almost 12 years ago
again!
De_Faulto over 11 years ago
That’s really catchy
peachispie about 11 years ago
jerry springer is a bad show
Tater about 10 years ago
You mean have a horrible day, Mr. Wright!
ChristmasBoneCatalog almost 10 years ago
Nice rap Fluff Dad!
toluwanio12 over 9 years ago
To the Himalayas, To the Himalayas the Nessie is real
toluwanio12 over 9 years ago
To the Himalayas, To the Himalayas the Nessie is real
Clarence almost 6 years ago
Marty in Panel 3 with no top panel) XD
SAVAG3 over 3 years ago
Who else started rapping the lyrics
That Cupcake over 3 years ago
I just now realized Fluff Daddy is Nate’s dad =P
Jacop✔️ over 3 years ago
fluff daddy is the perfect nickname for his dad :)
Jacop✔️ over 3 years ago
one slip of that tv and fluff daddy is no more… did no one realize this?
Over-Confident Nate (Comic Reviewer) over 3 years ago
i have the same notebook
StopMotion about 3 years ago
why does nate go to school on sunday?
Doglover26 about 3 years ago
whenever there are poems, i like to sing them, and when there raps like these a rap. i am getting better :)
AliAdhami about 3 years ago
Gotta love Lincoln’s raps!
Guy_from Queensland about 3 years ago
straight bars lol
RG33 over 2 years ago
I can’t BELIEVE how accurate that first (filler) panel was.
Cade 12 months ago
fire bars