Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for August 02, 2009
August 01, 2009
August 03, 2009
Transcript:
Dad says, "*Ahem*" Nate says, "Hey, Dad." Munch Munch Crunch Dad says, "I thought I told you to get some exercise." Nate says, "I did! I ran around the block a couple times!" Dad says, "And now you're eating a bag of greasy chips? That completely defeats the purpose!" Nate says, "No it doesn't!" Nate says, "I ran for ten minutes! Ten minutes of running burns about 100 calories!" Nate says, "Well, look what it says right on the bag! 'Calories per serving: 80'!" Nate says, "See? I'm 20 calories ahead! I burned more than I ate!" Dad says, "'Servings per container: 16'" Nate says, "Burp"
RHETT WUZ HERE almost 12 years ago
why should dad be talking
kenivlikesbignate about 11 years ago
1,280 calories! he is gonna have to run alot to burn those calories
Sonicx79 over 10 years ago
Look at when his dad was training for the marathon
Tater over 9 years ago
This comic was printed in Big Nate: Genius Mode.
Tater over 9 years ago
It’s gonna take over TWO HOURS for Nate to burn 1,280 Calories!
Tater over 9 years ago
Two Hours And Eight Minutes, to be exact!
Four over 6 years ago
They should run together.
Gooseinasoot almost 5 years ago
He fat. Look at your self Marty.
Sterozen102 almost 5 years ago
he needs to run for 1 hour and 58 minutes to burn that off since he already burned 100
ThatManBatman about 4 years ago
He must be eating a huge bag of chips if there is 16 servings
Sirhic_nab almost 4 years ago
His dad is such a hypocrite
Onyx. over 3 years ago
He may want the chips for himself.
Godzilla The King of the Monsters about 3 years ago
The dude nags on Nate about eating healthy, when Marty can pound down four creme-filled eclairs and two caramel frappuccinos in one sitting. For BREAKFAST
Godzilla The King of the Monsters about 3 years ago
Is it just me, or has anyone noticed that the dot above the “I” in the title is off?
Legend of the Night almost 3 years ago
Containers per Bag: 24
Legend of the Night almost 3 years ago
You guys are saying he needs to run a long way, but he didn’t finish the bag yet.
349059279 almost 3 years ago
Wow, thats a lot of calories. Anyways, Nate shouldn’t be worrying about calories. Btw today was my birthday
Mario Kart over 2 years ago
That’s a big bag of chips. I wanna steal it.
leopardglily almost 2 years ago
Marty’s a huge hypocrite.
Sokka the Great over 1 year ago
We all know Marty ate the rest of the chips himself when Nate was running
Insane Nate (Just an empty account) about 1 year ago
Said the man who threw a pizza party for losing weight.