Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for August 04, 2010

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Nate says, "Hi, Mrs. Haskins, would you like to...?" Mrs. Haskins says, "Ooh! Are you selling candy?" Nate says, "Uh... No, wrapping paper." Mrs. Haskins says, "Oh. No thanks, then. I thought you had candy." Nate says, "Well, I can offer you half a roll of pineapple life savers at a very reasonable price." Nate says, "Just let me dust 'em off." Nate says, "Things tend not to go well when I wander off script."