Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for August 13, 2009

Transcript:

Man says, "Okay, boys and girls, settle down! I'm sir storytime!" Child says is that your real name?" Man says, "It is for the next forty-five minutes, young fella!" Child says, "But what's your real name?" Man says, "We'll talk about that later, sonny. Let's start the story." Child says, "You're fat." Man says, "Say, Mom, how about you give junior a juice box to suck on?"