Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for November 29, 2008

Transcript:

Okay, Dad, here's the play: you're going to sprint to the hydrangea bush, then cut across the middle... at that point, you'll trip over your own feet and go sprawling to the ground, rolling around and screaming, "oh, the pain! The PAIN!! You'll then crawl inside and spend the rest of the weekend on the couch with an ice pack and a heating pad. You throw our your back a couple times, and they never let you forget it. Hike.