Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for February 23, 2004

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"My report is on Woody Williams, a pitcher for the St. Louis Cardinals." "Williams, a righty, had one of his best seasons last year when he..." "Nate." "You weren't supposed to do a report on Woody Wilson! You were supposed to do a report on Woodrow Wilson!" "Oh, really?" "Who does he pitch for?" "Cripes."