Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for February 21, 2000

Transcript:

"A Shlox-TV special report!" "Good evening, I'm Chip Chipson. Tonight: an explosive report on the disintegration of the American Family!" "Behind me is the home of the Snuggles family! On the surface, husband Bob, wife Honey, son Timmy and daughter Punkin appear to be happy, productive members of society!" "But behind this cheerful facade lurks an appalling and dysfunctional core, a pressure cooker of resentment and deceit! I warn you: some of what you are about to see is disturbing!" "Ding dong!" "Hi. We're here to expose your fetid underbelly." "Why sure! Come on in! We're making 's'mores'!"