Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for May 07, 1998
May 06, 1998
May 08, 1998
Transcript:
Timmy's mom: How's it going, Bob? Have you taught Timmy how to box? Timmy's dad: Well... Sort of. Timmy's Dad: The boy just doesn't seem to have a knack for it! His mind wanders! He doesn't pay attention! Timmy's Dad: He'll never be able to fend off bullies with his boxing skills! He'll have to use other ways to gain the upper hand! TImmy's mom: "Other ways"? Timmy's dad: Say your poem for mommy, son. TImmy: Float like a butterfly. Sting like a bee. Create a diversion, then kick'em in the knee
troylamborghini over 8 years ago
Ha! first one to comment!
ultrabot7436 over 7 years ago
Dude, this was posted over a decade ago.
SirBaconBear over 6 years ago
Suprised Muhammad Ali didn’t pop up in this strip…
SAVAGENATETHEBURNMASTER over 6 years ago
I’m surprised a little kid’s a savage fighting poet boxer!
Guy_from Queensland about 3 years ago
if your a wimp do what works if it means you dont get your jaw broken