Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for February 25, 1998
February 24, 1998
February 26, 1998
Transcript:
Boy: Hi, Nate. Ellen: Hey, get lost, brat! We're doing homework! Nate: I just want to observe you! Nate: Since Angie broke up with me, I've been asking myself: What did I do wrong? I don't want to make the same mistakes the NEXT time I have a girlfriend! Nate: So I've decided to spend some time watching SUCCESSFUL couples like yourselves to see how you're able to maintain your closeness! What's your secret? Boy: Spending time together! Ellen: ... ALONE! Nate: Next question: Isn't 'doing homework' just an euphemism for 'tongue tennis'?
FavoriteBlueLego almost 9 years ago
All I can picture are two tongues in a tennis match.
mwandama.e.mofya over 5 years ago
There once was a time Rafe Khatchadorian was reenrolled in 6th grade on September 3, 1997, while Negative MwandamaTron was in preschool.
mwandama.e.mofya over 5 years ago
There’s a lamp in a comic strip.
Starth over 3 years ago
Ellen, you absolute insensitive, moron.
(NOT) Randy Betancourt over 2 years ago
I hate Ellen. She’s a huge brat and she’s always such an overprotective girlfriend of Gordie’s.
(NOT) Randy Betancourt over 2 years ago
ELLEN WHAT KIND OF SISTER ARE YOU TO LEAVE YOUR BROTHER HEARTBROKEN LIKE THAT!?!?!?!?
(NOT) Randy Betancourt over 2 years ago
Ellen what is your matter. Nate is heart-broken. You call him a brat. Are you an idiot??!!
SenorYetre over 1 year ago
To answer Nate’s last question, yes
STUFF ENJOYER 6 months ago
Tongue tennis sounds weird.