Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for October 23, 1997

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He's ACTION-PACKED! MOE MENTUM. Hollywood STUNT MAN! On the set of "TITANIC: THE MOVIE" director: Folks, we've got a little bit of re-shooting to do. Test audiences didn't like our ending, so we're going to film another version WITHOUT the ship-wreck part! man: But won't that make it a totally different film? woman: Don't do this! director: Now, don't panic, people! We're STILL making a movie about events aboard a ship at sea! people: What KIND of movie? man: Hi! I'm Isaac, your bartender! director: Let's try to make the best of it, gang...