JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for July 30, 1999

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Joe: I don't like the way you treat your mom, crunchy. crunchy: you don't know her like you think you do. my mom is not the sweet old lady she pretends to be. she's knee deep in everything from bootleg videos to pirated satellite feeds. I don't want her to get in trouble! when I threaten to prosecute her to the full extent of the law, I do it out of love.