Wife: I've had it!! I want a divorce! All you do is sit there. Why didn't you just marry a television?! Herman: We didn't have cable.
Heck, he wanted the complete package.
Maybe he can’t turn her on like he can the TV.
Plus there are no DVD players, NetFlex, or any of that good stuff.
A television is only one-way and impersonal. That’s why I’m thankful I get quality two-way personal communication, with my computer.
David Waisglass and Gordon Coulthart
flanders22 over 12 years ago
Heck, he wanted the complete package.
flanders22 over 12 years ago
Maybe he can’t turn her on like he can the TV.
iced tea over 12 years ago
Plus there are no DVD players, NetFlex, or any of that good stuff.
RalphZIggy over 12 years ago
A television is only one-way and impersonal. That’s why I’m thankful I get quality two-way personal communication, with my computer.