Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for September 28, 2011

Fink needs to go back to Anger Management class.

Taylor made, ment you tobacco was already rolled . The fink should take up smoking,then he will have two things to kill him. golf and smokeing.

Wow! The king got air out of his crown with this tantrum! And I always thought the crown and wig were attached to each other too.

Wig? You mean that isn’t his red hair?

That’s his hair, but it’s all growing from the back & sides. Nothing on top.

Who is Taylor, and does he make special golf clubs? Or is this supposed to be a tailormade golf club?

most golfers who buy the fancy dancy clubs to get extra distance find that what they get is shots that go further into the trees. i always said that if i hit them shorter and straighter they were easier to find.

Gives new meaning to ‘Taylor Made’. Oops. Make that ‘tailor made’.

It’s no wonder “golf” is a four-letter word, huh, Sire?

Golf is a ‘game’ invented by the same people who think a bagpipe is musical!!