Drabble by Kevin Fagan for October 13, 2011
October 12, 2011
October 14, 2011
Transcript:
June: Ralph, I've solved our Halloween candy problem... I bought candy that you don't like! Now you won't be tempted to eat it before the trick-or-treaters get here! Ralph: Candy corn?? Yuck! June: Thank goodness there's something you don't like! Ralph: It's amazing how quickly one can acquire a taste for things!
Catfeet Premium Member over 12 years ago
If it’s even remotely related to candy, Ralph will like it!
flagfly over 12 years ago
Take it away from him…don’t make him lunch…tell his mom on him…
reese828 over 12 years ago
I tried that for myself, and I agree with Ralph that a person can acquire a taste for even candy corn when desperate times requiring a sugar fix arise.
Thunderdog2 over 12 years ago
Desperate times call for desperate measures.
treBsdrawkcaB over 12 years ago
Honeybunch should’a bought that nuclear-fusion hot gag candy and left it out for him to discover. By the time he recovers, it’ll be November.
iced tea over 12 years ago
Buy a safe and lock that candy in there.
vldazzle over 12 years ago
When Cuddles was alive I bought big chocolate bars of the brands I ate then (3 Musketeers, Heath bar and Butterfingers) so I could eat the leftovers. It was her favorite holiday so we spent the evening out in the driveway because she was very exited about all “her visitors”. Now my little Timneh is “timid” and I buy Green and Black’s for myself and hard candy for Trick and Treat because I can save left overs for the following year.
DevilDog2001 Premium Member 10 months ago
Let’s all just face it! Candy corn is disgusting! I’ve hated it ever since it made me get sick at my kindergarten Halloween party!
Better then archistoteles AKA max.chesnut.anne 15 days ago
candy corn is good