Just remember to ply her with liquor that will smell good on her breath when you kiss her … and when she splats it on the floor, ie pukes it up.Oh yeah, if she’s not a great date or pukes easily, don’t use the expensive stuff.PS Have a wet cloth napkin nearby to wipe her droolly mouth.
If you still want to date the woman who pukes on your new carpet, she’s a keeper but ease back on the amount of booze.No one really likes a sloppy drunk, especially a mean, sloppy drunk. That includes you, Buster!
Shakespeare said liquor increases desire, decreases performance. Ladies, that goes for you too. A sloppy date of either gender will find themselves alone at their doorstep. Drunk bed partners are for people who are too lazy to masterbate.
margueritem over 12 years ago
Yeah, you can always order something with a cherry or an olive in it…
rayannina over 12 years ago
Bill W. von Tramp needs to get to her meeting …
lewisbower over 12 years ago
Never liked drunk women. Usually they won’t get dressed and leave.
Plods with ...™ over 12 years ago
or breakfast or lunch or….
normfromga over 12 years ago
@margueritem
Putting an olive in Coke? Those are Coke glasses, right?
michael.p.pumilia over 12 years ago
Just remember to ply her with liquor that will smell good on her breath when you kiss her … and when she splats it on the floor, ie pukes it up.Oh yeah, if she’s not a great date or pukes easily, don’t use the expensive stuff.PS Have a wet cloth napkin nearby to wipe her droolly mouth.
michael.p.pumilia over 12 years ago
If you still want to date the woman who pukes on your new carpet, she’s a keeper but ease back on the amount of booze.No one really likes a sloppy drunk, especially a mean, sloppy drunk. That includes you, Buster!
Mythreesons over 12 years ago
There’s another expression I’ve heard of—“All men are pigs.” Don’t believe it but you posters today make me wonder what the ratio is.
steelersneo over 12 years ago
Woman looks like Joan Collins back in the day.
runar over 12 years ago
Mark Twain is the most misquoted American writer.
lewisbower over 12 years ago
Shakespeare said liquor increases desire, decreases performance. Ladies, that goes for you too. A sloppy date of either gender will find themselves alone at their doorstep. Drunk bed partners are for people who are too lazy to masterbate.
normfromga over 12 years ago
“@Mythreesomes”
Good pun or Freudian slip?
TWAdair over 12 years ago
Brandy Alexander-Von Tramp
Joan Collins or Liza Minnelli?