Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for July 22, 2007

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Weenie World "My horoscope book says: 'Party on! You feel flirty and confident this month, eager to show off that carefree, sassy spirit! Lots of guys want you, but play the field. You can have it all, girl!" "Nice" "This magazine tells me: 'Confusion, stress and sadness prevail. Time for solitude and Haagen-Dazs. Avoid going out.' And the newspaper: 'Everything is in harmony. Spend quality time with family, friends and that new relationship. They will all benefit from your wisdom and knowledge.'" "Hm" "You know what these three horoscopes make me wonder?" "Why you waste your time?" "No! I wonder how they can be so incredibly accurate!"