Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for December 24, 2000

Transcript:

Brad is looking through a store window from outside. The caption reads: "'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house, Not a creature was stirring, except for one louse. The dope had gone shopping for goodies and gifts, But his sweet little sister he'd totally missed! So guess what he did ... he drove to the mall! Gee, nothing was open (duh) nothing at ALL!" Brad is shown loading the trunk of his car with automotive supplies. The caption reads, "But then he saw something he'd not seen before: A 24/7 Auto Parts store! A total guy Heaven! He loaded his trunk, With gasoline treatment and engine de-gunk, Floor mats and hupcaps, wrenches and pliers, Spark plugs and batteries, hoses and tires." On Christmas morning, Luann is shown holding a can of "Gunk Off" in disappointment. Brad holds out his hand and says, "Gimme." The caption reads, "Did he stop for one second to just realize, His sister won't WANT automotive supplies? HA! The dummy will give her the auto parts junk, And when she has opened the engine de-gunk, And she's feeling so sad and a tear starts to fall, He'll say, 'It's okay! I'LL use it all!'"