A minister and his wife were at the doctors office, the wife was having a baby.After the exam the doctor told them that they were having twins.Surprized, the minister said “It can’t be twins, we were only knotty once.”
A minister and his wife were at the doctors office, the wife was having a baby.After the exam the doctor told them that they were having twins.Surprized, the minister said “It can’t be twins, we were only knotty once.”
And she was such a beech afterwards, she wooden let me near her limbs.
rayannina almost 13 years ago
Especially awkward if he’s making comparisons …
margueritem almost 13 years ago
Mama’s boy….
pcolli almost 13 years ago
If you can’t talk about sex, what can you talk about? Such a basic thing, even his parents did it (only once – like mine).
Dkram almost 13 years ago
A minister and his wife were at the doctors office, the wife was having a baby.After the exam the doctor told them that they were having twins.Surprized, the minister said “It can’t be twins, we were only knotty once.”
Old joke.
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Plods with ...™ almost 13 years ago
Just like mama….never mind
lewisbower almost 13 years ago
This food ain’t like Momma used to make,OK, Momma was a lousy cook.This sex isn’t like Momma used to make sexChirp. Chirp. Chirp.
LiviaBay almost 13 years ago
Talk about Kiss & Tell….
margueritem almost 13 years ago
dkram said, about 10 hours ago
A minister and his wife were at the doctors office, the wife was having a baby.After the exam the doctor told them that they were having twins.Surprized, the minister said “It can’t be twins, we were only knotty once.”
And she was such a beech afterwards, she wooden let me near her limbs.
Ottodesu almost 13 years ago
If there was to be an alternate caption contest, this illustration would be a great one to use.
Ottodesu almost 13 years ago
OK, here’s one: “Your Son only complains about you during sex half as much as his Father.”
normfromga almost 13 years ago
@ottodesu
Change “his father” to “your husband” and I think you have a winner.